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  Paul “TBBle” Hampson, MCSE
  8th year CompSci/Asian Studies student, ANU
  Network Architect, Videohost Pty Ltd (ABN: 80 096 520 535)
  Chief Technical Officer, Bandwidth Unlimited Pty Ltd (ABN: 65 102 828 731)
  The Boss, Bubblesworth Pty Ltd (ABN: 51 095 284 361)
  Computer Consultant, Fenner Hall (2002)
  TBBle@TBBle.net.

  Of course Pacman didn’t influence us as kids. If it did,
  we’d be running around in darkened rooms, popping pills and
  listening to repetitive music.
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You are… Perl!
#!/usr/bin/perl -iake_one_down_pass_it_around:_bottles_of_beer:_on_the_wall:99
for(($t,$a,$b,$i)=split/:/,$^I;$i;print){$_=“-$i$a$b,-$i$a,-T$t,-“.—$i.”$a$b”;s/(−1_.*?e)s/$1/g;y/_-/ \n/}#
What programming language are you?